Welcome all... to the Deathmatch Arena.
Be warned, what you are about to see isn't for the faint of heart. Prepare for blood, bone, and bodily harm, especially if you purchased tickets for a seat in the splash zone!
We will be collecting wagers shortly, so it's time to make a call on which combatant to cash up. If you're lucky enough to back the champ, you'll go home with pockets lined with gold!
Before we dive into the action, a quick reminder to our audience - NO REFUNDS.
Now... let's give a round of thunderous applause for our mighty contestants...