Hey, YOU!
Yeah, YOU!
You wanna see some ACTION?!
You wanna see punches, kicks, bites, tricks, thrills, chills, and all the STEEL CHAIRS you can handle?!
Round up the goons and step right this way for the SHOW OF A LIFETIME!
We’ve got FIVE incredible shows lined up for you this week – ONE TIME ONLY!
It’s time for a…
SUUUUUUUUPER SLAAAAAAAAM!!!
Pre-Show Preview
Warm up for the main event with all the ringside entertainment you can muster. You want to see it? The Moat’s got it!
- Super Slam – Pleiades, Tuffnut, Lyath, Kayo, Crowd Goes Wild, Comeback Kid, Bully Tactics, Mocking Blow
- World Premiere Promos – Thespian Charm, Numbskull Charm, Liar’s Charm, Cheater’s Charm
- Battle Hardened Promos – Bask in Your Own Greatness, Dig In
- World Tour: Singapore Keynote – Confidence, Toughness, In The Palm of Your Hand, Outside Interference, Standing Ovation, Overcrowded
- Super Slam Pre-Release – Helm of Hindsight, Garland of Spring, Punching Gloves, Toby Jugs, Old Leather and Vim, Uplifting Performance, Offensive Behavior, Spew Oscenities
- World Tour: Auckland – Take the Bait, Bait, Blood Follows Blade
- World Tour: Kansas City – Golden Galea, Golden Heart Plate, Golden Gauntlets, Golden Gait, Light Up the Leaves
- World Tour: Copenhagen – Hunter or Hunted?, Backspin Thrust
- FABTCG – Fight Fair, Fight Dirty, Turn the Crowd Grateful, Turn the Crowd Hateful, Heroic Pose, Villainous Pose
Lyath’s Lockdown
Stepping into the ring at just 4’5″ and weighing only 110 pounds, it’s the meanest of the Goldmane progeny! But don’t let his stature fool you, he’s the vilest, nastiest, craftiest son-of-a-B!#@$ from here to the Northern Kingdoms. It’s none other than… LYAAAAAAAATH!!!
- Lyath vs DMArmada – Cutting Retort
- Lyath vs The Card Guyz – Leave Them Hanging
- Lyath vs Sloopdoop – Two Steps Ahead
- Lyath vs Three Floating – Truth or Trickery
- Lyath vs WeMakeBest – Fix the Match
- Lyath vs Aggroblaze – Overturn the Results
- Lyath vs Runaways – Sadistic Scowl
- Lyath vs FAB Cube – Kick the Hornet’s Nest
- Lyath vs Flesh and Bad – Cheap Shot
- Lyath vs The Fab Workshop – Gang Robbery
Tuffnut’s Turf
Lumbering into the ring at a whopping 9 feet and over 1,000 pounds, it’s everyone’s favorite bumbling buffoon! We don’t know what he’s doing, he doesn’t know what he’s doing, but we’re all having a smashing good time. Put your hands together for… TUUUUFFNUUUUT!!!
- Tuffnut vs Savage Lands News – Good Natured Brutality
- Tuffnut vs Arsenal Pass – Jaws of Victory
- Tuffnut vs Sunflower Samurai – Wind Up the Crowd
- Tuffnut vs Dice Commando – No Hero Stands Alone
- Tuffnut vs MinMax Games – Show of Strength
- Tuffnut vs Carolina Alvarado – Song of Sinew
- Tuffnut vs Fresh and Buds – Smash with Big Rock
- Tuffnut vs Ashenwingz – Visit the Boneyard
- Tuffnut vs FABREC – Will of the Crowd
- Tuffnut vs Smashing Good Team – ???
- Tuffnut vs Sneep – Escalate Order
Kayo’s Korner
Darting into the ring at 5’9″ and 210 pounds, he’s lean, he’s green, he’s mean, and he’s keen… to knock some teeth out! He may have only one arm, but he’s got more tricks up his sleeve than Betsy has pints of ale for breakfast. Show your scorn for… KAAAAYOOOO!!!
- Kayo vs Man Sant – ???
- Kayo vs Andrea Mengucci – ???
- Kayo vs Foil Degen – ???
- Kayo vs Go Again Gaming – ???
- Kayo vs AGE – ???
- Kayo vs LupineFiasco – ???
- Kayo vs Flesh and Pod – ???
- Kayo vs Shoma Yamamura – ???
- Kayo vs Fyendal’s Cafe – ???
- Kayo vs Team Pummel Party – ???
- Kayo vs Pitch Perfect – ???
Pleiades’ Performance
Headlining the ring at 5’10” and 140 pounds, it’s the crowd-pleasing superstar herself! Rumor has it she’s gonna break out a brand new hit single, but you just can’t trust some folk around here. Will she deliver? The suspense is killing me! Make some noise for… PLEEEEIADEEEES!!!
- Pleiades vs Max Ferocity – ???
- Pleiades vs Carlo Ople – ???
- Pleiades vs Yui Tokiwa – ???
- Pleiades vs Jo Yana – ???
- Pleiades vs Tea & TCG – ???
- Pleiades vs Arthur Trehet – ???
- Pleiades vs Push the Point – ???
- Pleiades vs SuperDuper FAB – ???
- Pleiades vs Scott Mines – ???
- Pleiades vs Fabrary – ???
- Pleiades vs Watachan – ???
The Main Event
This is the moment you’ve all been waiting for, folks… coming at you LIVE from the World Premiere in Montréal, our contestants are jumping into the ring all together for a once in a lifetime, no holds barred, winner takes all showdown! Get ready for a… SUUUUUUUUPER SLAAAAAAAAM!!!
- TCGTalk – ???
- UberShouts – ???
- SmurphFab – ???
- Elly Bird – ???
- Bios Update – ???
- Teklo Foundry – ???
- Yuki Lee Bender – ???
- Fazendo Nerdice – ???
- MajinBae – ???
- TCG Ted – ???
You think you’ve got what it takes to take on the A-Listers, huh? Sitting in the crowd ain’t enough for you? You wanna take a dive into the Deathmatch Arena and show ’em who’s boss? Don’t let me stop you! Get off your ass and…
GET IN THE RING!!!
